Yes, Steak and Blowjob Day Is a Real “Holiday”

 

Do you know what I pondered internally when I woke up at the beginning of today? “You know what the world needs at this moment? It needs an entire day devoted to steak and penis massages. Disregard Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day is stupid! Who needs chocolate, at any rate? That is for suckers. No, what we need is Steak and Blowjob Day.”

I’m simply joking. I didn’t feel that at everything except somebody did, in light of the fact that Steak and Blowjob Day is a genuine article that exists (it has an official site and everything). Charged as the “Valentine’s Day for men,” Steak and Blowjob Day happens on March fourteenth and is “basic, successful, and obvious. No cards, no blossoms; the name clarifies everything: only a steak and a BJ. That is it.”

Sounds sentimental. In truth, I’m not on a very basic level restricted to a “Valentine’s Day for men,” (and it’s hazy what amount of a joke this day really is or what number of individuals truly praise it) yet what I need to know is, who are every one of these individuals clamoring for a sensual caress subsequent to eating a steak? I cherish a decent steak as much as the following young lady, however, we should be genuine: Steak isn’t precisely simple on the stomach related framework. (Steak is not an attractive sustenance, is what I’m stating.)

Anyway, on the off chance that you’d get a kick out of the chance to take part in this favorable event yet feel somewhat peculiar/blameworthy about it, perhaps it’ll improve you feel to realize that it’s just for a decent aim. For any “Steak and BJ” merch you purchase, a bit of the return will be given to Coppafeel, a not-for-profit that supports bosom self-exams. Appreciate!

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